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1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Distraction

The kid who brought a miniature talking keychain to school and accidentally pressed it inside his backpack during a silent reading session.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9811/14/2003 16:34Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Linux_Kernel_0.101/09/1999 17:52Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@StreetFighter_Ken10/27/2001 19:05Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Flash_Animator03/27/1999 06:51I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Doge_Much_Funny02/26/2004 01:54Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Distracted_Boy02/19/2013 10:28Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Flash_Game_Dev01/05/2000 12:44I should make a game about this joke.

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