2021 Classic: The “Butter” BTS
It’s smooth, it’s catchy, and it’s the only thing playing at the grocery store. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Butter” BTS
2021 Classic: The Vax-Card VIP
My doctor asked to see my vaccination card. I handed it to him, and he said, “This is more valuable than your passport, your driver’s… Read More »2021 Classic: The Vax-Card VIP
2020 Archive: The Dua Lipa (Levitating) Fan
“I’m levitating! (Because I don’t have a ladder).” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Dua Lipa (Levitating) Fan
2019 Archive: The Magnet
I’m “drawn” to the Mandalorian’s armor. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get some “shredded” lettuce. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Brave Sandwich
2019 Archive: Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello
Why was “Señorita” so steamy? Because in 2019, they spent the whole summer trying to convince us they were “just friends” while having a #1… Read More »2019 Archive: Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello
2019 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why Cats? For a script that was mostly just characters introducing themselves for 110 minutes before one of them flies away in a chandelier. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: Worst Screenplay
2019 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2017 Legacy: The Lil Uzi Vert “XO Tour Llif3”
Why the “all my friends are dead” line? For the emo-trap anthem that every kid was screaming at festivals all summer. Part of the 42… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Lil Uzi Vert “XO Tour Llif3”
2017 Archive: The 2017 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so polarized? Because we spent the year shuffling to Despacito while trying to be humble like Kendrick, all while we… Read More »2017 Archive: The 2017 Final Music Vibe