Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This site is never finished... with humor!
Shut up and take my laughter!
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