Why was she so happy? Because after three years of being nominated, she finally got a statue for playing a woman who knows how to survive a winter without a Starbucks.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!