2012 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of survivor. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Iraq Withdrawal
Why did the last convoy cross into Kuwait in December? To prove that you can “End a War” by simply turning off the lights, locking… Read More »2011 Archive: The Iraq Withdrawal
2011 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2011 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Bookmark
2010 Classic: The Bieber
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Baby. / Baby who? / Baby, baby, baby, oh! Let me in! (Justin Bieber’s 2010 breakout) Part of the 50… Read More »2010 Classic: The Bieber
2009 Vintage: The Glee
A group of people start a choreographed song about their drinks. Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Glee
2009 Classic: The Meryl Streep 15th Nomination
Why? Because she’s Meryl Streep. At this point, the Academy just sends the nomination to her house like a monthly subscription box. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Meryl Streep 15th Nomination
2009 Legacy: The Paperless Ticket
Why was the traveler sweating? Because the airline sent him a “QR Code” and he wasn’t sure if his phone battery would survive the 2-hour… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Paperless Ticket
2009 Archive: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t touch any pigs for a week.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition… Read More »2009 Archive: The Pill Logic
2008 Archive: The Beyonce
“Single Ladies.” My wife is doing the hand dance. I told her I already “put a ring on it.” She said, “Then where’s the upgrade?”… Read More »2008 Archive: The Beyonce