1999 Classic: The Britney Spears Fan
“Oops!… I blew it again. I played with your filament, got lost in the game.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Classic: The Britney Spears Fan
1998 Classic: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill with water.” “Can I take it with champagne?” “Only if you’re paying in cash.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Pill Logic
1998 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the librarian? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to find the real facts. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Jury Selection
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a shaker of salt and a bottle of Tabasco just in case the plot… Read More »1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
1997 Legacy: Grand Theft Auto (The Original)
Why were gifts “stolen” in 1997? Because teens got the first GTA and realized running from 2D police was their new favorite holiday tradition. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: Grand Theft Auto (The Original)
1997 Archive: The Karaoke
A guy gets up to sing “Wonderwall.” The bartender hands him a drink and says, “Drink this, it makes everyone else sound better.” Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Karaoke
1996 Archive: The Candidate
A politician’s wife says, “If you win, will you be faithful?” He says, “Honey, let’s not get carried away. I’m trying to run a country,… Read More »1996 Archive: The Candidate
1996 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Andrew Bergman for Striptease? For thinking that a comedy-drama about custody battles and tassels was a winning combination. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Director
1996 Vintage: The Parking
She doesn’t park the car; she just abandons it in the most inconvenient spot possible. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Parking
1995 Legacy: The “I Didn’t Inhale” Legacy
Why was the 1995 State Dinner so foggy? Because every time a guest mentioned “Green Policies,” the Secret Service checked for hidden rolling papers. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “I Didn’t Inhale” Legacy