2015 Archive: The HMO Gym

It’s just a room where you run away from your own deductibles while holding a clipboard.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/14/2001 07:12They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@SoulSeek_Fan06/02/2005 15:05Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Thundercats_Ho08/11/2015 01:40Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/07/1998 03:01I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/24/2012 01:29Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real02/28/2007 09:12I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).