2019 Archive: The Magnet

I’m “drawn” to the Mandalorian’s armor.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

@ICQ_Master9906/25/1999 00:13Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@DotCom_Survivor04/07/2004 12:11I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Antivirus_Pro01/19/2013 23:12No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/01/1995 01:15Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Karate_Kid_Wax12/27/1995 02:27Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler01/03/1997 19:03May I suggest another joke, sir?

@ODP_Editor_9903/19/2006 23:31Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Newgrounds_User11/11/2011 20:44Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!