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A movie about a dog, a group of killers, and a lot of meta-humor. 2012 was a weird year for crime. Part of the 77… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Seven Psychopaths
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“Aca-scuse me? Who turned out the lights?” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
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