2017 Archive: The Three Billboards
I put up three signs in the hallway: “DO,” “THE,” “DISHES.” She put up one in the bedroom: “NO.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The Three Billboards
2017 Vintage: The Beauty and the Beast CGI
Emma Watson sang with a teapot. 2017 is the year of the “Live-Action Remake” juggernaut. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Beauty and the Beast CGI
2017 Vintage: The Blockchain
She thinks the “Blockchain” is the series of locks she wants to put on her daughter’s bedroom door when I’m being “difficult.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Blockchain
2017 Vintage: Rick and Morty (Pickle Rick)
Why was there a green pickle shouting at the party? “I’M PICKLE RIIIIICK!”—the most overused catchphrase that made every scientist (and vegetable) nervous. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: Rick and Morty (Pickle Rick)
2016 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
Why Ben Affleck and his “BFF” Henry Cavill? For a rivalry that ended with a confusing “Martha” hug. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2016 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
2016 Archive: The “Cash Me Outside” Pre-hype
Why was the receptionist acting so tough? Because she was preparing for the 2017 viral waves. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Cash Me Outside” Pre-hype
2016 Legacy: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2016 Legacy: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2016 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2016 Archive: The 5G Testing
Why was the lawyer happy? Because faster internet meant he could “ambulance chase” at the speed of light. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The 5G Testing
2014 Vintage: The Whiplash Teacher
“Not quite my tempo!” “It’s a microwave timer, Dave. The popcorn is done. Relax.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Whiplash Teacher