2022 Vintage: The Uncharted Movie
“I’m a treasure hunter!” “Go hunt for the matching lid to this Tupperware container, Nathan Drake.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Uncharted Movie
2022 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2022 Classic: The Florida Migrant Flights
Why was it a 2022 scandal? Because “Tourism” in 2022 was being used as a very expensive political prank. Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The Florida Migrant Flights
2021 Archive: The “Tom & Jerry” Burn
Why was the movie hit? For proving that putting Chloë Grace Moretz in a room with a CGI cat and mouse is a great way… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Tom & Jerry” Burn
2021 Legacy: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your robotic arm fully vaccinated?” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Surgeon
2020 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 60% of the lockdown looking at memes of cats. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Calculator
2020 Legacy: The “Great Reset”
Why did everyone talk about it? Because after six months of 2020, “Turning it off and on again” seemed like the only viable solution for… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Great Reset”
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Super Bowl Halftime
Why does everyone remember Shakira and J-Lo? Because it was the last time we saw 60,000 people partying together without masks. Part of the 50… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Super Bowl Halftime
2019 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2019 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2018 Legacy: The Crazy Rich Asians Wedding
Why the water? For proving that if you’re rich enough, you can walk down an aisle that is literally a river while everyone wears $2… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Crazy Rich Asians Wedding