2021 Legacy: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your robotic arm fully vaccinated?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor02/03/2007 20:41You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@WAP_Navigator07/20/1997 16:59Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Spice_Girl_Posh08/08/2005 16:35Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Diva_Plavalaguna11/19/1996 20:13The highest note of humor!

@Jackass_Johnny12/14/1996 14:11Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Philosoraptor_X01/18/2009 10:26If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?