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2007 Classic: The Monitor Polish Incident

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a brand-new desktop computer screen to make it match the oak living room furniture.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja08/14/1998 13:09Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@SpaceJam_Fan08/19/1995 22:55Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Dumb_And_Dumber07/03/1998 23:46So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/26/2007 07:35Silently laughing in the snow.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/14/2000 11:47I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@CompuServe_Classic05/07/2015 00:16Premium humor for premium members.
@Map_Maker_X06/26/1995 00:33The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Maplestory_Kid01/11/2012 18:54@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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