1997 Archive: AOL 4.0

Why did the 1997 ghost take so long to haunt the house? Because he was busy waiting for the “artwork” to download over a 33.6k connection.

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@Sid_Meier_Fan10/15/2010 14:47Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Cow_And_Chicken12/24/2000 01:51Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Weird_Science_G01/11/1996 12:35We created a monster... of a joke!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/07/2011 05:23Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Mondo_Media_X09/05/2000 10:37Top tier web animation humor!

@Salad_Fingers_F07/06/2002 18:12I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Cool_Story_Bro04/07/2001 12:07Actually, it IS a cool story!