Why was the Christmas tree so shiny in 1996? Because people started hanging all those free AOL trial CDs as ornaments once they realized they had 50 of them in the mail.
Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
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2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
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2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
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2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
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39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
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Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
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Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
That was super fast and super funny!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!