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1996 Vintage: AOL “1000 Hours”

 Why was the Christmas tree so shiny in 1996? Because people started hanging all those free AOL trial CDs as ornaments once they realized they had 50 of them in the mail.

Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher01/03/2006 05:48As if! This is too funny.
@Cyber_Traveler06/15/1995 14:16Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Incredibles_Dash10/27/2011 01:32That was super fast and super funny!
@Trinity_Matrix11/24/2003 07:07Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/10/1998 15:21I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Doge_Much_Funny09/15/2007 21:48Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@YouTube_Beta_User12/17/2005 05:40I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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