Why Speed 2: Cruise Control? Because the only thing “Speedy” about it was how fast people left the theater.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
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2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
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Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
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Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
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Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!