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1997 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel

 Why Speed 2: Cruise Control? Because the only thing “Speedy” about it was how fast people left the theater.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ModemWarrior11/29/2005 09:38I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Hotmail_Checker11/27/2007 00:07Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Iron_Man_Tony07/12/1998 13:43I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
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