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1998 Archive: Worst Picture

 Why An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn? Because it’s the only movie that meta-commented its way into being exactly what it was mocking.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ICQ_Master9903/29/2009 23:23Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Java_Script_Kid04/17/2013 21:04Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/23/2000 07:25You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@X-Files_Spooky10/16/2015 05:49I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@ICQ_Classic10/28/2007 09:29That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@XFiles_Spooky_M06/24/1997 22:28Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Mean_Girls_Regina12/22/2002 17:44Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Inkjet_Printers08/03/2012 15:08Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Speed_Racer_Go12/05/2015 04:41Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Prestige_World_W02/21/2015 14:43Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

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