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1999 Vintage: Wild Wild West’s Giant Spider

 Why did it sweep 5 Razzies? Because Will Smith turned down The Matrix to fight a steam-punk tarantula, proving that “big budget” doesn’t always mean “big brain.”

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm03/31/2005 13:37Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole08/28/2006 08:28I see funny people... everywhere!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/10/2006 16:17Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@SoundBlaster_AWE05/31/2014 09:40Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@DVD_Rom_King11/25/2000 06:48More capacity for humor on this site!
@Flashdance_What04/19/2010 01:16What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Best_Viewed_IE407/14/2015 12:31Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Mind_Blown_Gif09/24/2005 09:58*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Safari_Surfer09/28/2015 17:59A wild laugh appeared!
@iPhone_User_0701/05/2009 11:53There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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