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Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the oven?

She wanted to see if the cake was “bright” enough.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the oven?”

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    User_288 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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