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What do you call a smart blonde?

Another classic American blonde joke for you:

A tourist.

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6 thoughts on “What do you call a smart blonde?”

  1. User_92
    User_92 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

  2. User_843
    User_843 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

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