Why was the UK Prime Minister in trouble? Because his evidence for war was allegedly “sexed up,” making it the first time a government document was accused of having too much personality.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
That was super fast and super funny!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Classic. Simply classic.