Why was Elmo the most dangerous person in the 1996 mall? Because he was the only one laughing while parents were literally wrestling in the aisles over the last red doll with a vibrating motor.
Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Found this on the deep end of the net.