Why was it the most feared phrase in D.C.? Because a Grand Jury is like a job interview where “I don’t recall” is the only answer that doesn’t get you fired.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »
2025 Archive: The Universal Basic Income Trials
Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
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Why did the new top diplomat need to know how to write prompts? B...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
That was super fast and super funny!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The highest note of humor!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Posting this to my own wall right now!