2004 Classic: The X-Ray

“Your bones look like they were drawn by a toddler.” “Is that bad?” “No, I just need to recalibrate the scanner.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Traveler02/21/1998 01:08Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/21/2000 09:20The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory08/26/2004 00:45Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/01/2001 10:17The future is laughing at us.

@BackToFuture_M04/25/2011 17:20Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Talladega_N_R08/08/2015 11:02If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Trololo_Man_7012/18/2005 07:00Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Keyboard_Cat_P09/28/1997 03:49Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

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