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1996 Classic: The X-Files Fan

 The light bulb isn’t burnt out. The truth is out there.

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid03/27/2013 19:04Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/26/2004 21:48What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Hercules_Xena10/11/2006 17:18By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Malware_Hunter03/23/2006 04:00Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Evil_Kermit_M06/26/2009 16:40Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Woman_Yelling_C10/29/2003 11:19The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Leeroy_Jenkins11/13/1995 01:07At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Smosh_Old_School07/29/2004 08:51Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@No_Way_Jose08/04/2002 20:38No way! That’s too much!
@Podcast_Listener08/11/2007 23:25I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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