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2022 Archive: The World Cup “Longest Games”

Why were there 10 minutes of stoppage time? Because FIFA wanted more “active play,” making every 90-minute game feel like a 2-hour epic.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
In 2014, sports were a mix of tropical tragedy and winter wonder....read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »

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2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Unix_Wizard04/30/2013 15:02sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Cyber_Security_X06/13/2014 02:38Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Beavis_Cornholio07/21/1999 21:22I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Better_Off_Dead05/09/2006 21:05I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Web_Crawler_9601/08/2005 05:00Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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