2021 Archive: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Smartwatch” to court? To prove the witness’s pulse spiked every time they mentioned the word “Integrity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/18/1997 10:37Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter09/29/2011 15:14The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@CRT_Brightness03/07/2001 04:09I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/11/2010 09:32Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/17/2006 10:27Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Antivirus_Pro01/19/2006 23:20No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/07/2009 03:05Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Tablet_User_1007/23/2011 19:44Tapping my way to a good mood.