Why did people talk about Microsoft on July 4th? Because they were hoping the “Start” button would finally be more exciting than a Roman Candle that refuses to light.
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The History Lesson
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2023 Archive: The "Last Night" Morgan Wallen
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Super green! Hilarious!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!