Why was the Pentagon nervous about upgrading to Windows 95? Because “Plug and Play” usually meant “Plug it in and Pray” that the radar system doesn’t return a Blue Screen of Death during an intercept.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.