“Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!” “If you say that one more time, the Fox is going to say ‘I’m filing for divorce’.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.