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1995 Vintage: The Waterworld Sinkhole

Why was Kevin Costner the punchline of every joke? Because he spent $175 million to prove that the only thing more vast than the ocean was the amount of money a movie could lose.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hanson_Fan_9708/10/1997 14:43Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@SoulSeek_Fan10/30/1996 22:17Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Agent_Smith_0101/10/1999 03:04It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Courage_Dog05/02/2000 22:47The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Wayne_World_Ex01/18/2011 18:15Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
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