Why was 1995 so wet? Because “Tactical Hydration” is more fun when it involves a direct hit on your cousin’s new shirt.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.