2021 Classic: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been waiting so long that the ‘Temporary’ hand sanitizer station has become a permanent architectural feature.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

@Student_Life_0106/11/2005 04:46Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/04/2000 16:22Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Bernie_Mittens03/20/1999 17:29I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@PopUp_Blocker_X03/29/2011 11:22I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Homestar_Runner05/29/2009 13:44That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Smosh_Old_School03/18/2004 00:22Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Streamer_Pro_9901/17/1999 05:27Thanks for the donation and the joke!