2002 Vintage: The Virus

I’m a hacker. I’m just “infectiously” clever.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan09/04/2015 05:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@WinAmp_Shaker03/19/1998 08:24It really whips the llama's ass!

@Shrek_Donkey08/18/2007 21:27And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu12/10/2002 13:28Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/24/2010 05:17I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/19/1998 05:42Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Friday_Rebecca02/02/2002 23:08Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Grinds_My_Gears07/28/2011 20:11You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!