Why was the 1995 pen so ink-heavy? Because Bill used it so much on GOP bills that the Secret Service thought he was practicing calligraphy.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
No way! That’s too much!
Heh heh heh. Good one.