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1996 Legacy: The V-Chip Parental Controls

Why did the President want chips to block TV violence? So parents could watch the 1996 campaign ads without their kids learning any new “political” swear words.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran04/22/2011 17:31Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/09/2006 12:26The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Harry_Potter_Ron09/17/1996 15:17Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/18/1996 15:47Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Step_Brothers_B05/08/2001 13:02Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Salt_Bae_Original10/29/2004 22:53Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Club_Penguin_Kid11/08/1999 18:43Waddle on over and read this!
@Terran_Marine11/11/1998 05:20Go, go, go! More jokes!

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