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2000 Classic: The USS Cole Bombing

Why was 17-year-old geopolitics suddenly terrifying? Because the attack in Yemen proved that the “new century” was going to be much more complicated than a simple trade agreement.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Zip_Drive_Owner04/21/2004 04:09Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@BBS_Sysop09/11/1997 13:28Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Blade_Runner_201903/19/2010 11:58All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Green_Day_Fan10/19/2004 16:01Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Goosebumps_Kid07/08/2008 21:55Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Digg_Submitter_0509/25/1996 08:11Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Neopets_Trader07/04/2014 16:05Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Face_Palm_0106/24/2005 22:31Classic. Simply classic.

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