Why was the world in shock? Because Evander Holyfield didn’t blink against the “Baddest Man on the Planet” and proved that Iron Mike could be dented (the ear-biting came as a “sequel” a year later).
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
A joke for the end of the world.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!