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Why did the traveler pay $8? Because he wanted a blue checkmark next to his name so the airline would think he was a celebrity (it didn’t work).

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »

Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »

Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »

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@X-Gen_Mark05/30/2005 10:53This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/11/2015 09:52The Dude abides... this joke.

@Jackass_Johnny01/26/2005 15:15Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@StumbleUpon_User09/27/2008 00:58I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Mobile_Web_0103/09/2005 09:19Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

@Social_Media_G09/12/2011 11:53I’m going to poke you for this joke!