1999 Classic: The Tripadvisor Start

Why did the hotel owner sweat? Because a “website” started letting people write that the “ocean view” was actually a view of a dumpster.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the traveler spend his vacation in Terminal 3? Because o...read more »

Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »

Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Cheap seats and the hidden cost of breathing on board.I flew a bu...read more »

A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »

Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid05/24/2008 17:38Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/16/1998 05:48The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/17/2000 23:52Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/17/2009 15:27Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Chocolate_Rain05/06/2000 14:18I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Trololo_Man_7008/10/2008 06:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Slashdot_Effect07/10/2000 04:31We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Leet_Speaker_7702/24/2001 05:207h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!