Why the 100 billion Euro fund? Because in 2022, Germany realized that “Diplomacy” is a lot more effective when you have a tank that actually works.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
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35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
There is a joke in my boot!
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