2019 Archive: The “Tough” Phone Call with Denmark

Why did he cancel the trip? Because the Danish Prime Minister said Greenland wasn’t for sale, and the President doesn’t do “No” for an answer.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »

In 2017, the American Presidency moved from the "Hope" era to the...read more »

Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »

Why was it the final blow? Because in 2024, a three-hour podcast ...read more »

Why was he jumping on stage? To prove that if you have $200 billi...read more »

Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? ...read more »

In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »

Why did the President withdraw on a Sunday afternoon on Twitter? ...read more »

Why is the White House ignoring the West Coast? Because the Presi...read more »

Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »

Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »

Why was the third-party candidate so unique? Because having a "Br...read more »

Why was the Butler, PA photo so iconic? Because in 2024, "Defianc...read more »

Why are the briefings so short? Because the Press Secretary reali...read more »

@Pixel_Addict12/04/2009 13:28LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@BBS_Veteran02/29/2000 10:41Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Resident_Evil_Z12/24/2006 17:10Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/16/2002 10:10Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Lock_Stock_Two07/08/2001 18:21It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Footloose_Ren07/31/2009 06:33Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Spawn_Camper_J05/13/2006 07:04I’m staying right here until I read every joke.