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2003 Vintage: The Tomato

 I’m “ketching” up with friends.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King08/14/2001 15:49I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Pager_Guy01/28/1999 09:57Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/08/1995 18:48Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Student_Life_0101/29/2012 05:22Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Top_Gun_Maverick01/16/2002 21:41I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Step_Brothers_B12/11/2015 04:48Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Old_School_Frank10/18/2009 16:51We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

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