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1998 Classic: The Titanic Oscar Sweep

Why did politicians relate to the movie? Because they also spend billions of other people’s money on a ship they insist is “unsinkable” right before it hits a reality-check.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Kernel_0.101/28/2004 20:21Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
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