A guy tells his wife, “I’m like Joe Exotic! I’m a flamboyant tiger owner!” She looks at him and says, “No, Kevin. You’re just a guy who hasn’t shaved in three weeks and you’re currently wearing a leopard-print bathrobe. If you don’t do the dishes, I’m going to start a true crime podcast about your disappearance.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Nap Strategy
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
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😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.