Why did it fail to kill X? To show that in 2023, we’d rather stay in a “Dumpster Fire” we know than move to a “Curated Garden” we don’t.
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Stealth" Trump Supporters
Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition
In 2024, the American Presidency felt like a season finale writte...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Eating the Dogs" Debate Line
Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because "They’re eating th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Check the Vibe" Polling
Why were the traditional polls wrong? Because "The Vibe" doesn't ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The D.O.G.E. Department
Why did the President put Elon Musk in charge of efficiency? Beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Energy" Rebrand
Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "America First" (Again, Again)
Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only "Sequel" in ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Trump Verdict" in NY
Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition
In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
The power of three... laughs!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!