The church office receiving an urgent baptismal record via a slippery, curling fax machine, leaving the secretary scrambling to photocopy it before the purple thermal ink fades.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
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