Why were the toddlers acting weird? Because they spent the morning watching Tinky Winky, and now they were trying to find a TV screen in their own stomachs.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!