What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make it so that my ‘Seen’ receipt on WhatsApp is legally invisible?”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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