2018 Legacy: The Tea

I’m “spilling” the secrets.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J12/05/1998 18:08Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@CRT_Brightness02/28/2003 17:02I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Britney_Spears_Fan09/10/2004 20:21Oops, I laughed again!

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/07/2001 19:46Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Zoolander_Derek08/17/2005 03:03What is this? A joke for ants?

@CRT_Degauss05/20/2009 19:13BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan12/26/2003 20:50Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/01/2014 20:35I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/22/1997 01:07I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!